Anal August Extravaganza!
Happy Anal August, Privates!
It’s the last day of the month, but it’s never too late for butt stuff…
Sofiya’s Anal August Tip
As you know, Cokes and I are big fans of the booty and various booty-related activities. Lately, I've been taking my masturbation to the next level by using butt plugs, and lemme tell you, the orgasms are so BEAST that Courtney was like, "can you please just put it in the newsletter so you'll shut up about your ass orgasms." What began the love affair is this little pair of silicone butt buddies from JIMMYJANE's new collab with SELF. They're 3.3" and 3.9" each, which works out to 2.8 and 3.3 inches of insertable length, respectively. Now, I hear the real ass players in the building going, "what are these, butt plugs for ants?" but I love the small size. I recommend using a spray lube for good coverage and no dripping (anything but silicone since that will degrade your silicone toys over time), then inserting the plug, and use your vibrator of choice for a clitoral orgasm that will reverberate through the butt plug and the nerves of your anus. You can also hold your vibrator against your inserted butt plug in different vibration patterns. Regardless of how you use them, prepare to fall in love with your new silicone pals!
xo Sof
Tito’s Anal August Tip
We asked our pal Tito Bonito, aka “the @cubanmissilecrisis,” for his best Anal August advice right before our latest interview with him. Tito's a brilliant burlesque performer and comedian, and he's been on the show before (back when it was Reality Bytes). He shared not only a great anal sex tip but some solid life advice too:
COURTNEY: What’s your #1 anal sex tip?
TITO: Breathe! Breathe. Don’t overthink it. Honestly, my biggest tip for anal sex — anal anything — is definitely breathe. I feel like there's a lot of times that people are not doing that, just in life, but take your time, there's no rush, it's not a race. Enjoy, breathe, and feel that moment.
COURTNEY: What would you say to someone who was hesitant about anal?
TITO: If it was a girl, I have no idea... use a lot of lube, a lot of spit, a lot of breathing. If it's a guy, I would absolutely encourage it—110%. There is a prostate there for a reason. And if anything, if you're a little nervous about it, men do it to yourself first because no one's going to see, and then you can kind of play with what you feel like — but don't just be all digging for gold; lube it up like you normally would, but with the safety of yourself.
COURTNEY: But it's worth it?
TITO: 110%. As a full power bottom, it is the best thing in the entire world. It feels like having kids without having kids.
COURTNEY: That's a powerful endorsement. Kind of scary but also awesome.
Stay tuned because we're dropping a new episode in our Comedians of OnlyFans series featuring Tito — and a reflection on the recent OnlyFans debacle (ugh) — this week!
Courtney loves butt stuff too, but she wants to share some other exciting news:
She's teaching a two-day bootcamp for Pandemic University about How to Make Money Podcasting. If you're a podcaster looking to level up your game or take your skills pro, please join!
Lastly, Sofiya and Courtney were asked to give their advice in Men’s Health Magazine for an article about a question folks have been pondering for centuries…
“How Many Dates Should You Wait to Have Sex?”
Read the Men’s Health article here
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